CapeNet
Volume 2, Issue #10

senior poll

poll
I suppose it was the collective mistake of the senior class to allow Drue Valentine to own and operate the "senior poll" page on Capenet… after all if any one of the rest of us lazy slobs had stepped up and offered to do the same thing, they wouldn't have been desperate enough to accept any (and I mean ANY) applicant. But I'm here now, to protect the integrity of Capenet, if not the annual disaster that is the senior poll. I'll admit the decision was somewhat mercenary. I wasn't exactly elated over the prospect of being named Class Couple with my ex, instead of my current girlfriend! But at least Valentine got his due desserts. It seems the additional poll discrepancy reveals a vote for Drue in a particularly apt position… Least Likely to Succeed. If we can trust computers, here are the accurate results:


class couple  Class Couple
Joey Potter & Pacey Witter

 
Most Popular
wolfeChris Wolfe
 
Best Looking (Male)
witterPacey Witter
 
Best Looking (Female)
potterJoey Potter
 
Class Clown
witterPacey Witter
 
Most Likely To Succeed
potterJoey Potter
 
Least Likely To Succeed
mcgovernDrue Valentine
 
Most Spirited
marcy  Marcy & Madisonmadison
 
Smartest
potterJoey Potter
 
Best Athlete
mcpheeJack McPhee
 
Most Likely to End Up on the Cover of the New
York Times
leeryDawson Leery
 
Most Likely to End Up on the Cover of the Enquirer
valentineDrue Valentine
 
Favorite Faculty Member (male)
leeryMr. Leery
 
Least Favorite Faculty Member (male)
petersonMr. Peterson
 
Favorite Faculty Member (female)
jacobsMs. Jacobs
 
Least Favorite Faculty Member (female)
kennedyMs. Kennedy
 
Favorite Principal
greenPrincipal Green

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