And so, in our continuing small town melodrama, I've recently learned that our favorite guidance counselor, Mr. Milo, is having an affair with none other than our own librarian Mrs. Tringle! Someone spotted the two very cozy together at the new Rialto... hmmm...don't want to THINK too much about that one...yuck!

Then there was the CDC drug bust... where the names of the campers involved were "withheld" because the perpetrators were underage. Well that's pathetic! Those who commit the crime should have to answer for it, shouldn't they????? So in that spirit, I should mention that among those taken in was none other than Chris Wolfe's little sister, Dina-apparently she was let go, of course! Nothing like a little MONEY to buy your way out of prison time. But it's PAYBACK time. You can't buy your way out of the EYES!!!!

Outside of Capeside, there's our friend Dawson Leery. You remember him... first Jen rejected him, then Joey, then he failed to act on brief romances with Devon Skye and some chick named Nina who he supposedly met at a club while cutting school (I personally find this tale a little dubious, but that's what I'm told). In his latest attempt at romance, I heard he tried to hook up with a lesbian in Philadelphia. I think it's time for the pathetic loser to take a hint and know when to just give up!
Such is MY week in review... But the best is yet to come, my friends. Believe me. Wait till you hear how those star-crossed lovebirds Pacey Witter and Andie McPhee have been warming each other's hearts all summer. Awwww...

NOTHING IS SACRED!

--EYES